Adult SMS (New! & Latest SMS)

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola

Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota

Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye

Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:

Begam Ejazat hai?

Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !